Plucked off some board somewhere, by "ajay"

This week's quiz:

Which of the following, in your opinion, best describes President George Bush? Tick all that apply:

[] Squamous
[] Eldritch
[] Squamous and eldritch
[] Rugose
[] Glabrous
[] Pulsating
[] Unholy
[] Creeping
[] Radiate, with a tough, leathery outer hide, the main body barrel-shaped and roughly seven feet from end to end
[] Gibbering
[] Shrieking
[] Piping (in an unearthly manner)
[] Piping (other)
[] Redolent of a nameless stench
[] Dead
[] Sleeping
[] Both dead and sleeping
[] Not dead - can eternal lie
[] Not dead and perpetually lying
[] Currently working (hard) in Washington DC
[] Currently clearing sagebrush in Texas
[] Currently clearing nameless, unholy, squamous brush in Rl'yeh
[] A formless mass
[] An abomination
[] Possessing a terrible, unnnatural strength and plasticity
[] Yale graduate

Extra Supplementary Quiz.

Which of the following, in your opinion, best describes President George W. Bush? Tick all that apply.

[] A blot on the landscape
[] A piece of cheese
[] A danger to traffic
[] A walking plague spot
[] A drip
[] One of Washington's premier drips
[] An ass
[] A silly ass
[] A frightful ass
[] An oily individual
[] The sort of human corn plaster that would make even the most devoted philanthropist draw in his breath and take a sharp pace backwards
[] A lithe, opaque nose
[] A gum boil
[] A complete blister
[] A young sprout
[] A blasted ninny
[] Generally thought to have been behind the door when the personal magnetism was being handed out
[] A dashed fool
[] A clot
[] A perfect blighter
[] A most unprepossessing individual
[] Looks like a fish on a slab
[] Certainly there is a suggestion of the piscine, sir

Entry is restricted to chaps, old fruits, eggs, beans, crumpets, and young squirts.